EPISODE #38
Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, today
KIDSTIME is broadcasting live from
The Sandy Pants Cafe. I'm your
friendly announcer. If you were
wondering what I look like... now you
know.
Studio Voice
And I'm Bailey. Hi!
Announcer
And we're here today to find out
what's happening in the race for
Mayor. Steve, what's going on?
Steve
Well, Grandpa came back from his
honeymoon, but then he turned around
and took his new bride to a Christian
Music Festival. So they're not here this
week either.
Studio Voice
Did Grandpa leave any instructions?
Lilyann
Not really. But he did say we could
work on his campaign. So that's what
we're doing.
Announcer
I understand The Sandy Pants Cafe is
now campaign headquarters.
Steve
Yes, much to Jalopeno Pepper's
dismay. He and Tabasco Sauce
wanted this Cafe to be their
headquarters too.
Lilyann
I guess you could say
we beat them to it.
Announcer
And I guess you could also say, "Don't
touch that radio dial...
cause it's KIDSTIME!"
(music theme)
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Lilyann
Well, it seems to me the first question
is, "How do we get the word out?"
Because not everybody knows that
Grandpa is running.
Studio Voice
That's a good question.
Meatball
Hey... who are you?
Announcer
I'm the friendly announcer.
Meatball
Well, what are you doing up here?
Announcer
What do you think? I'm being friendly,
and I'm announcing.
Lilyann
Actually, Meatball, KIDSTIME is
broadcasting live from The Sandy
Pants Cafe, and we were just
wondering how to get the word out
about Grandpa running for Mayor.
Meatball
Oh. Well, if I come up with any good
ideas, I'll let you know.
Right now, I have work to do
in my condimentominium.
Little Wonder
I was thinking, how did they get the
word out in Bible days, you know?
Maybe there's a clue there.
Studio Voice
That's a good idea,
Little Wonder.
Steve
Hmm. What kind of clue?
Little Wonder
Well, you know... like when Jesus sent
out his disciples two by two.
Announcer
I get it. Bailey and me!
That's a team.
Studio Voice
'*^ You can say that again.
Lilyann
And Cream Puff and me!
We're gonna rock!
Little Wonder
And I'm ready! Steve, will you come
with me?
Steve
Well... I suppose I better.
Lilyann
Good! Then we have three teams of
two, and we can start today.
Little Wonder
But where do we start?
Announcer
Remember in Proverbs... how
wisdom, wanting to get the message
out, called in the busiest places?
Steve
You mean we can say "Grandpa For
Mayor" in the ice cream line at Days!
Lilyann
Shout it in the saturday concerts!
Announcer
Proclaim it from the lobby
of the Ocean Vista!
Studio Voice
Spray paint it on the Great
Auditorium!
Spaghetti
Hey, I've a-been a-listening to you
guys, and I don't know about this
a-spray a-painting the side of the
a-Great a-Auditorium. You might
upset the a-Camp a-Meeting
Association a little.
Steve
It's okay, Spaghetti. Bailey's not really
going to do it. But wow, what an idea!
Announcer
Oh, I can see it my mind. Twenty feet
high - red letters.
Little Wonder
Grandpa For Mayor!
Lilyann
And we thought of it right here at the
counter of The Sandy Pants Cafe.
Spaghetti
Antonio, Antonio, what a-kind of a
place are you a-running? I really
a-should have been a plumber.
Meatball
Hey, I heard you. Why not spray paint
the whole town?
Lilyann
Meatball, the spray paint idea was just
for fun. It's kind of a joke.
Meatball
No, I'm serious, listen. I don't mean
with paint. I mean with radio waves.
Announcer
You know, he's right. Why didn't we
think of it sooner? We're on the air at
this very moment.
Lilyann
All we need is a jingle or something to
get the whole town singing!
Studio Voice
How about "Vote For Grandpa - He's
So Cool!"
Steve
That's it. Knock on the wall of Dave's
Music Shop and ask him to give us an
E.
Announcer
Yo, Dave... give us an E!
All
Vote For Grandpa - He's So Cool!
(Yes, he's cool!)
(repeat and include audience a few
times)
Lilyann
Hold it, hold it! Wait a minute!
Isn't that Jalopeno Pepper?
Steve
He's headed right for Dave's
Music Shop. Shhh... maybe we
can hear him.
Jalopeno
Yo. My name is Jalopeno Pepper.
Salesperson
Good morning, Mr. Pepper.
What can we do for you?
Jalopeno
Did you hear that song? The whole
town's singing it. Well, I want this
town singing for me!
Salesperson
Oh... then let the north side of town
sing for Grandpa, and we'll get the
south side to say "Jalopeno Pepper,
Jalopeno Pepper, Jalopeno Pepper,
'*' Hot Stuff!"
Jalopeno
I like it. Come on, you guys over here.
Get with the beat!
Salesperson and Jalopeno
"Jalopeno Pepper, Jalopeno Pepper,
Jalopeno Pepper, '*' Hot Stuff!".
(repeat and include audience a few
times - then the others get the
"Grandpa" part going - both parts are
going at once)
(Sound of a whistle and siren! Officer
arrives.)
Officer
Hey, hey! What's going on here?
You're making so much noise, you're
disturbing the service down on the
boardwalk. Who are you?
Jalopeno
I'm Jalopeno Pepper.
Officer
Are you a member of
the Hot Stuff Gang?
Jalopeno
'*' Does that answer your question?
Officer
Do that again!
Jalopeno
'*' (officer puts handcuffs on
Jalapeno's crossed wrists)
Hey! I'm a law abiding criminal - I
mean citizen. Vote for me!
Announcer
So the Officer led Jalopeno away ta
ask him a few questions. But
somehow, I think we'll be
seeing him again.
Studio Voice
That's all for today, kids...
Announcer
Until next time, remember...
All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy
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Explanation - In this episode a new symbol
is introduced. '*'&$ means...
snap with both hands, clap once, cross
forearms and snap again, touch finger to
tongue... then to forehead and make a
sizzling noise like, "Psssss."
Announcer
Days passed, and June rolled over into
July, and it was hot... hotter than a
stack of burgers on the grill at a
backyard barbecue... and the little
town of Commotion Cove was
already living up to its name.
Studio Voice
Do you mean Ocean Grove?
Announcer
Well, yes, that's what some people
called it. But if you've been listening
these last few weeks, then you know
that the arrival in town of Jalapeno
Pepper and Tabasco Sauce had
signaled the beginning of strange
happenings. First Jalapeno said he was
running for Mayor. Grandpa prayed
about it, and then announced he was
running for Mayor.
Studio Voice
Jalapeno didn't like that, did he?
Announcer
No, he didn't. But when he came to
tell Grandpa a few things, he found
Grandpa wasn't in town.
Studio Voice
Grandpa was on his honeymoon.
Announcer
Yes, he was. And the next week he
was away at a Music Festival. That
was the week half the town started
singing for Grandpa, and the other half
for Jalapeno. They even disturbed the
service on the boardwalk.
Studio Voice
Sounds like Commotion Cove
to me!
Announcer
But what happened next made it ten
times HOTTER than before, which is
why we suggest you pull up a chair,
and... "Don't touch that radio dial...
cause it's KIDSTIME!"
(music theme)
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Cinnamon
Hi Lilyann, Cream Puff, Steve, Little
Wonder... you guys are here early.
What's up?
Lilyann
Oh, not too much with us. But
Meatball's working on something.
Cinnamon
Okay, Meatball. What is it this time?
Meatball
See that tree out there? I put a
microphone in the branches. It's
broadcasting on my radio.
Cinnamon
Why would you put a microphone out
there in the tree?
Lilyann
That's what we wanted to know.
Meatball
Because that's where the bus stop is.
Steve
You want to hear what people
are saying when they're waiting for the
bus? Why?
Meatball
You never know. You never know.
Lilyann
Well, look who's back. Let's hear it
for the amazing Grandpa!
Little Wonder
Grandpa, you wouldn't believe what
happened while you were gone.
Grandpa
Oh yes, I would. I knew this was
going to be a hot summer... I could
feel it in my bones. Storm on the
horizon... A Big Storm.
"The kind that blows you off track,
knocks you on your back... makes
you wish for a ..."
(Oh, we already did the theme song,
didn't we?)
Lilyann
Yes, we did, but sing it anyway,
Grandpa. We like having you back.
Meatball
Did you know Jalapeno came looking
for you?
Grandpa
I heard.
Cinnamon
He couldn't believe you were away on
your honeymoon.
Grandpa
I couldn't believe I was away on my
honeymoon either.
Spaghetti
Hey, is a-that the a-voice of
a-Grandpa I hear out a-there. Well,
a-welcome a-back, and I hope you
a-know you've got half the a-town
singing for you.
Grandpa
Half? Why only half?
Spaghetti
Hey, a-count a-you blessings, my
friend. The glass is a-half full, you
know. Enjoy it. Just because the other
half of a-town is a-singing for
Jalapeno... why should that bother
you, hey?
Lilyann
Besides, Jalapeno was questioned by
the officer last week.
Meatball
That's true, but right now he's coming
down the street with a big smile on his
face.
Cinnamon
You're right, that's him.
I wonder what he's up to?
Little Wonder
He's stopping under the tree.
Meatball, turn on your radio. Maybe
we can hear what he's saying.
Jalapeno
Jalapeno Pepper, my boy... this is
your lucky day. The princess herself
arrives by bus. I must be pretty '*' Hot
Stuff.
Cinnamon
What did he say?
Lilyann
He said some princess was coming.
Grandpa
I have a bad feeling about this.
Steve
Here comes the bus. Let's see who
gets off.
Jalapeno
Hello, hello... and welcome to Ocean
Grove. I'm Jalapeno Pepper, and I'm
'*' Hot Stuff.
Cayenne
Oh, hot stuff, my foot. You're only '*'
Hot Stuff Local. I'm Cayenne Pepper,
and I'm '*'&$ Hot Stuff Internationale!
Jalapeno
Oh... well, uh... yes... We're pleased
you could come.
Cayenne
Well, I'm not pleased I had to. You're
bumbling this whole campaign.
Jalapeno
Oh, excuse me, "your hotness." What
did you expect?
Cayenne
Expect? You're here, right here, and
you only got half the town on your
side. Grandpa gets half the town while
he's away on his honeymoon!
Jalapeno
Uh, yeah... uh... I see what you mean.
Cayenne
If you ask me, I'd say Grandpa is '*'
"Hot Stuff."
Jalapeno
Uh... I don't know what to say.
Cayenne
That's right, you don't. But you come
with me, 'cause I have a few things to
say... to you.
Cinnamon
Wow. Did you hear her
tell him off?
Lilyann
I'd say Jalapeno's in trouble. That
woman's more than he can handle.
Grandpa
You can say that again.
Little Wonder
Grandpa, did the storm
just get bigger?
Grandpa
Storm? A red-headed hurricane just
blew into town. We prayed when the
Hot Stuff Gang first got here. But this
is praying of a different kind now.
Meatball
What do you mean?
Grandpa
I mean there's praying, and then
there's praying. And this is definitely
the second kind.
Cinnamon
What should we do, Grandpa?
Grandpa
Do? We can stop what we're doing,
and go over to the church and start
praying. This is serious, I tell you. Hot
Diggety Pickens serious.
Steve
Okay... Hey, Spaghetti, we're going
over to the church to pray.
Spaghetti
You what? Oh, all a-right. Leave a-me
here a-with the whole a-place. I really
should have a-been a pastor.
Announcer
And if you had been in town, you
might have seen seven friends walking
over to the church. Because there's
praying, and then there's praying. And
with the arrival of Cayenne Pepper,
the summer was HOTTER than ever
before. Guess that's all for today, kids.
Until next time, remember...
All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy
Pants Cafe!
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Announcer
So there you have it. It took us awhile
to set the stage (five episodes actually),
but now I think you've met most of the
characters. To be sure, one of the more
colorful ones is Jalapeno Pepper. He's
the leader of Hot Stuff "Local." He has
a sidekick named Tabasco Sauce, and
together they manage to create a bit of
a disturbance here and there. Jalapeno
is running for Mayor.
Tabasco
Hey, Jalapeno. So how's the campaign
going?
Jalapeno
Couldn't be better... couldn't be better.
I got half the town singing for me. And
even the other half likes me. Hey, how
could you not like... (tips hat) Jalapeno
Pepper?
Tabasco
I gotta hand it to you, Jal. You've got
people snapping, clapping, and
snapping again. So... what's today's
plan?
Jalapeno
Plan? You don't need a plan...
Jalapeno & Tabasco
...when you're '*' Hot Stuff.
Announcer
Then was before Cayenne Pepper
arrived.
Cayenne
Did you say no plans? That's why
you're only '*' Hot Stuff Local. I have
plans, and that's why I'm '*'&$ Hot
Stuff Internationale.
Tabasco
Oh, but we don't want to have plans.
It's no fun having plans.
Jalapeno
Yeah, why do you need a plan, your
hotness?
Cayenne
Because I plan to rule Ocean Grove
through you.
Jalapeno & Tabasco
What? Rule Ocean Grove?
Cayenne
Yes! When you became Mayor, you're
going to do exactly as I tell you. I've
chosen Ocean Grove to be mine, and it
shall be mine.
Announcer
And so Ocean Grove faced one of it's
most perilous moments ever, which is
why we say...
"Don't touch that radio dial... cause it's
KIDSTIME!"
(music theme)
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Cinnamon
This is the Sandy Pants Cafe. I'm
Cinnamon. My boss is named
Spaghetti. He's always saying he should
have been something else.
Spaghetti
I should have a-been a bank robber.
Cinnamon
This Cafe is also Grandpa's campaign
headquarters. When he heard Hot Stuff
was in town, and Jalapeno was running
for Mayor, he decided to run for Mayor
too.
Spaghetti
Maybe I should a-run for Mayor. It
would look a-good on my resume.
Cinnamon
Grandpa has several friends, known
unofficially as "Cream Puff and the
Prayer Warriors." I guess you could say
Grandpa is a prayer warrior. As for the
rest of us? We're still learning. And
Cream Puff is a little young to be a
prayer warrior.
Lilyann
Hi, Cinnamon. How's life in the Cafe
this week?
Cinnamon
Pretty good, Lilyann. How are you and
Cream Puff?
Lilyann
Oh, we're doing just fine.
Spaghetti
I wonder a-what it's a-like to own a
hardware store?
Cinnamon
Then there's Steve and Little Wonder.
Most of the things Spaghetti wants to
be, Steve has already been... (except
for the bank robber.) Little Wonder is
the girl from Sunshine Mountain who
always wears size 3T.
Steve
Hi, Cinnamon. How's the Cafe?
Cinnamon
We're doing well, thank you.
Spaghetti
I should have a-been a piano player at a
boardwalk service.
Cinnamon
If you haven't been here this summer,
then you should know that Spaghetti
has an unusual bird who lives behind the
counter. We call him Meatball, and he
calls his little home his
"condimentominium."
Meatball
I even give tours. And I have several
original oil paintings by Monet.
Cinnamon
But I suppose the wisest character
around here is the man we call
Grandpa. He's the one we listen to,
laugh with, and learn from. He has the
wisdom of the years, or as he puts it,
"I've been around Auditorium Square a
few times."
Grandpa
Thank you, Cinnamon. Yes, I've been
around Auditorium Square... many
times. I remember Stokes
before he was a statue.
Spaghetti
I should have a-been a builder of
big, wooden Auditoriums.
Cinnamon
So there you have it... on the one hand,
The Hot Stuff Gang... sometimes brash,
sometimes ridiculous... ruled by that
red-headed hurricane, Cayenne
Pepper... and on the other hand...
Grandpa... with his little band of faithful
friends, helping him in his quest for
Mayor, and learning about prayer in the
process.
Lilyann
Grandpa, you do talk about prayer a
lot. Why is that?
Grandpa
Because prayer is where the battles of
life get decided, that's why.
Lilyann
But it's kind of a surprising strategy. I
mean, Jalapeno and Tabasco and
Cayenne... they're all about action and
grabbing everything they can.
Grandpa
Yes, Lilyann, you're right. And it is one
approach to life. You know, take while
the taking's good. Reach out for what's
yours, and then grab what belongs to
others, too.
Steve
Prayer seems so invisible sometimes.
When we go to the church to pray, or
pray here at this counter, we don't draw
the attention of the crowd like Jalapeno
does.
Grandpa
No, we don't draw the attention of the
crowd, but we get the attention of
heaven.
Little Wonder
Why do you think Cayenne has come
to town now?
Grandpa
Oh, she's up to something. She's always
up to something. Mark my words.
When she arrives, you can be sure
there's something she wants, and she'll
stop at nothing to get it.
Cinnamon
Then this is really about two different
approaches. There's the Cayenne
approach - grab it for yourself now...
Lilyann
And the Grandpa approach...
Grandpa
Well, I don't know if I'd call it the
Grandpa approach. But you're right
-there are two ways. One way is all
wrapped up in human effort, while the
other way brings honor to God.
Little Wonder
Grandpa, where did you learn
about this?
Grandpa
Well, let's just say I wasn't born
yesterday.
Meatball
Yeah, he's been around Auditorium
Square a few times.
Grandpa
That's true. I have.
Meatball
And I've been around my
condimentominium a few times... and I
have a little space left. Does anyone
know where I can find an original
painting by Van Gogh?
Spaghetti
I should have a-been an art dealer.
Little Wonder
Hey, instead of a painting by Van Gogh,
why don't you put up a map of Ocean
Grove, so we can keep track of what
section of town is voting for who.
Cinnamon
That's a good idea, Little Wonder. This
Cafe can be headquarters, and
Meatball's condimentominium can be
the command center. (others agree)
Meatball
Okay, I'll start working on it
right away!
Announcer
And so, two campaigns began, but like
Cinnamon and Lilyann said, with two
very different approaches. As for
Grandpa and his friends, I'd say they
were off to a good start. As for the Hot
Stuff Gang, they were already feeling
the pinch. Because a pinch of Cayenne
Pepper is all it takes to make a BAD
summer even worse.
That's all for today kids. Have a great
week, and remember...
All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy
Pants Cafe!
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