Episodes 35, 36, 37

EPISODE #35

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Announcer
Once upon a time, there was a seashore town nobody ever heard of... except for the 25,000 people who came there every summer. It had a name that sounded something like Commotion Cove...

Studio Voice
Do you mean Ocean Grove?

Announcer
I suppose I do... though there was one summer, many years ago, when you probably could have changed the name to Commotion Cove... because that's almost what happened.

Studio Voice
What did happen?

Announcer
That's what I'm about to tell you. But first - this suggestion.

Studio Voice
What suggestion?

Announcer
Ladies and Gentlemen, don't touch that radio dial... cause it's KIDSTIME!
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Steve
I suppose we should start at the beginning. It was early summer... you know, those days when you wake up, and suddenly you realize you don't have to go to school... and the sun is warm but the air is still cool... That's how it was for Cindy Mindy... yes, unusual name, but we got used to it... actually, we shortened it to Cinnamon. She's the waitress at
The Sandy Pants Cafe.

Cinnamon
Oh, what a gorgeous day this is.
I feel like I'm on top of the world. Hi, Steve. Hi, Little Wonder.

Little Wonder
Is your name really Cindy Mindy?

Cinnamon
Yes, but just call me Cinnamon.

Little Wonder
Okay, and you can call me LW.

Cinnamon
LW? No, you're Little Wonder. I like your name. You should keep it just the way it is.

Little Wonder
Okay... if you think so.

Cinnamon
Hey, Boss. I'm here.

Steve
Oh, the Boss. I haven't told you about him. His name is Antonio Spagonio Linguonio. We call him Spaghetti. He stays in the back mostly... to do the cooking... but he has this bird that thinks the back of this counter (where all the condiments are stored)
is his own private
"condimentominium"...
We call the bird "Meatball."

Meatball
Hey, that's not my name.

Little Wonder
We know that's not your name, but if you hang around long enough with someone named Spaghetti, pretty soon people will call you Meatball.

Cinnamon
You tell him, Little Wonder.

Meatball
Well, I think it's a disgraceful name, especially for a creature of such noble class and high distinction as me. Why, I was the first bird to make a non-stop flight from New York to Paris.

Cinnamon
That's because you got your beak stuck in the wing of Charles Lindbergh's plane.

Meatball
If that's all the respect I get, I'm going back down in my condimentominium.

Little Wonder
Look, here comes Grandpa.

Cinnamon
Good morning, Grandpa. How are you on this fine day?

Grandpa
Oh, not as chipper as I'd like to be. I feel a storm coming on.

Cinnamon
Storm? There's not a cloud
in the sky.

Grandpa
Not that kind of storm. A different kind... the kind that engulfs you... catches you by surprise... comes from an angle you least expect. I tell you, I can feel it in my bones.

Little Wonder
Oh, Grandpa. That sounds bad.
And this is such a nice day, too.

Grandpa
I know it sounds bad... and you know why? Because it is bad. I can feel it in my bones. This hip of mine has never failed to predict a storm. Mark my words.

Steve
Oh, look who's here. It's Lilyann Breadstick, and her daughter, Cream Puff.

Cinnamon
Oh, Cream Puff!!! Hi, Lilyann. Now that you and Cream Puff are here, I'd say this is definitely a perfect morning.

Lilyann
Hi, Cinnamon. How is everyone
at the Cafe?

Steve
I feel terrific.

Little Wonder
And I feel wonderful.

Cinnamon
Me? Schooldays are over, and I'm looking at a great summer.

Lilyann
How about you, Grandpa?

Grandpa
Oh, I'm fine as a fish getting flipped on the griddle. I tell you, Lilyann, there's a bit o' wild weather coming, or my hip isn't nicknamed "Barometer."

Lilyann
A bit o' wild weather? Grandpa, you must be joking. There's not a cloud in the sky.

Cinnamon
That's what I said.

Grandpa
I'm not talking about the clouds you see with your eyes. I'm talking about the clouds you feel in your heart.

Steve
I thought you said you felt
it in your hip.

Grandpa
Listen, Sonny. I've been around Auditorium Square a few more times than you... and I tell you, I have one of the "hippest" hearts around.

Lilyann
That's right, Grandpa. The heart bone's connected to the hip bone.

Grandpa
You tell 'em, Lilyann. But I'm warning you all... storms are on the horizon.

Announcer
Now... freeze the action for a moment. I want you to take a look at this scene, take a good look, memorize these names, look in their faces... because Grandpa was right. Something was coming that would turn Ocean Grove into Commotion Cove. And Grandpa felt it, because his heart bone was connected to his hip bone. Now, back to the action.

Lilyann
Well, I hope you're wrong, but if there is a storm coming, how would you get ready for it?
(Meatball appears)

Grandpa
Pray, my friends. We should all go about our business, but deep inside... the word is "pray."

Little Wonder
That reminds me of a verse...
Pray without ceasing. All right,
then, who's in? Lilyann? Will you
pray along with Grandpa and me?

Lilyann
I sure will.

Little Wonder
And you, Cinnamon?

Cinnamon
Definitely... count me in! Steve?

Steve
I think I'll have the pancake special.

Meatball
Eh, there's one in every crowd.

Lilyann
Steve, we weren't talking about food. Will you pray without ceasing?

Steve
Uh... Sure, why not?

Meatball
Now I've heard everything.
(Meatball disappears)

Little Wonder
Then we're in, Grandpa. "Cream Puff and the Prayer Warriors."

Grandpa
That's good, you guys, cause with my hip feeling the way it does, I think we're going to need it.

Announcer
And so the summer started, but not the way anyone anticipated. There were no clouds in the sky, but Grandpa knew better, because his hip bone was connected to his heart bone. Okay, kids, that's all for today. Tune in next week, when you'll hear us say...

All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy Pants Cafe!

EPISODE #36

Announcer
Once upon a time, there was a small town no one ever heard of.
If it weren't for the 25,000 people who came there every summer, it might not have been on the map. The town's name sounded like
Commotion Cove.

Studio Voice
Do you mean Ocean Grove?

Announcer
Yes, actually, I do... but there was a time when it could have been called Commotion Cove.

Studio Voice
And that's why you're telling me this story, right?

Announcer
Yes, you and a lot of others.

Studio Voice
What others?

Announcer
All those who are waiting for us to say, "Don't touch that radio dial... cause it's KIDSTIME!"
(music theme)
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Steve
If you were here last week, then you remember how Grandpa said there was a storm coming - he felt it in his bones. Well, I'm here to tell you that seven glorious summer days went by, and we've forgotten all about storms. Even Grandpa stopped talking about it. Where is he now? Out back in the herb garden with Spaghetti (the guy who owns this cafe), Cinnamon (the waitress), and Lilyann Breadstick and her daughter, Cream Puff. Meatball, the bird, is asleep behind the counter in his condimentominium. Little Wonder and I were saying how beautiful the day was when in walked...

Little Wonder
Hey, Steve, who's that?

Steve
I have no idea.

Jalopeno
Hey, Charlie, good to see you?

Tabasco
Hey, Charlie, how's it going?

Steve
Who are you calling Charlie?

Jalapeno
Oh, come on. Every place like this has someone named Charlie in it.

Tabasco
Since you're the only one here, you must be him. (laughs)

Jalapeno
Pleased to meet you. My name's Jalopeno Pepper.

Tabasco
And I'm Tabasco Sauce.

Jalapeno & Tabasco
And we're... '*'... Hot Stuff!!!

Meatball
Hey, what's going on here?

Jalapeno
Well, knock me over with a fry pan and a spatula. You guys got a communicatin' bird?

Tabasco
Yo, "Beak-boy," how's life behind the counter? Are you the one who does all the feather-dusting? (laughs)

Meatball
My name... is Meatball.

Jalapeno
Meatball?

Tabasco
Know what we do with meatballs? We pound them! (pounds him three times)

Meatball
Why did I bother waking up this morning?

Jalapeno
Move over, Sweetie Cakes. I gotta talk to the boss here.

Little Wonder
He just called me Sweetie Cakes.

Steve
Yes, I know.

Jalapeno
Now listen here, Charlie.

Steve
I still don't understand who you're calling Charlie.

Tabasco
Don't understand, huh? I get it now. He's the dummy. (laughs)

Jalapeno (speaking to Steve)
Look, here's the deal. You got a town here, right? (Tabasco - Right) And nobody knows about it, right?
(Tabasco - Right.) That's why we're here.

Tabasco
Yeah, when we get done, Ocean Cove will be "On The Map."

Little Wonder
It's Ocean Grove.

Jalapeno
Grove, Schmove. We need a place for our headquarters, and The Sandy Plants Cafe is just fine.

Meatball
That's Sandy Pants.

Tabasco
Pants, Schmants. We'll be back with signs and posters.

Jalapeno
'Cause I, Jalapeno Pepper, am running for Mayor.

Tabasco
And I, Tabasco Sauce, am helping him in his grand quest for Mayor.

Jalapeno & Tabasco
And we're... '*'... Hot Stuff!!!

Announcer
Without even saying goodbye, they walked out, leaving Meatball, Steve, and Little Wonder a bit shocked. A few minutes later, the others came in.

Cinnamon
Oh, how lucky we are! We have a nice, little Cafe in a town that never changes. Spaghetti is a great boss, and we have the best friends anyone could ask for. Hey, what's wrong with Meatball and Steve and Little Wonder?

Lilyann
Steve? What is it?

Grandpa
Meatball, what's up with you?

Steve (in a daze)
Oh, hi. You're here.

Grandpa
Yeah. Where were you?

Steve
Ask Little Wonder to explain.

Little Wonder
It was really wierd. Two guys come walking in. First they pounded Meatball. They called Steve "Charlie" and me "Sweetie Cakes." Then they said they were going to put Ocean Grove "Schmove" on the map. One of them's running for Mayor.

Cinnamon
Running for Mayor?

Meatball
Yeah. One's named Tabasco Sauce, and the other is Jalapeno Pepper.

Grandpa
Well, Hot Diggety Pickens!

Lilyann
Grandpa? You know them?

Grandpa
Tell me, did they do this? '*'

Little Wonder
Yes! That's exactly what they did.

Grandpa
Here we go again. And after all these years. They're back... the Hot Stuff Gang! My hip was right. We're in for a very HOT summer.

Cinnamon
What are we going to do, Grandpa? Is this why you told us to pray?

Grandpa
Yes, my friends. I didn't know what it would be, but this is it.

Little Wonder
Grandpa, we can pray right now.

Grandpa
Yes, Little Wonder. We can.

Announcer
So Grandpa prayed while the rest gathered around.

Studio Voice
Right there in the Sandy Pants Cafe?

Announcer
You got it. Right there at the counter they asked for wisdom and help. You see, you can pray anywhere.

Studio Voice
Even in a condimentominium?

Announcer
Yes, even there. When they finished praying, Grandpa spoke.

Grandpa
Meatball, Steve, Little Wonder, Lilyann, Cinnamon, Cream Puff. Listen. Sometimes you have to pray, and sometimes you have to act.

Cinnamon
What action do we take, Grandpa?

Grandpa
I need you to help me.

Lilyann
Grandpa? What are you
going to do?

Grandpa
I'm Running For Mayor!

Announcer
And if you had walked by the Cafe, you would have seen surprised expressions on their faces. Deep in their hearts they knew this was going to be a HOT, HOT summer. That's all for today, kids. Until next time, remember...

All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy Pants Cafe!

EPISODE #37

Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, two weeks have passed in the little town nobody ever heard of.

Studio Voice
I've heard of it.

Announcer
That's because you live here.

Studio Voice
That's right, I do. But there are others who've heard of it.

Announcer
What others?

Studio Voice
The 25,000 people who visit here every summer.

Announcer
And how do you know them?

Studio Voice
Because half of them stayed at the Ocean Vista!

Announcer
Well, to all those who stayed at the Ocean Vista, and to the other half who didn't... "Don't touch that radio dial... cause it's KIDSTIME!"
(music theme)
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Steve
Last week, two men (who thought they were Hot Stuff) walked into this cafe. One was named Tabasco Sauce. The other? Jalapeno Pepper! "Jal" said he was running for Mayor. Grandpa, who felt comfortable praying anywhere, prayed right here at this counter... and then surprised us all by saying he too was running for Mayor. So began the hot, hot summer that turned Ocean Grove into Commotion Cove.

Cinnamon
Hi, Steve. Hi, Little Wonder. Where's Meatball?

Steve
He's down in his condimentominium looking for some poster board.

Cinnamon
He keeps poster board down there?

Little Wonder
He keeps everything down there!

Meatball
Ah ha! I knew I had some.

Cinnamon
Meatball, where did you find this?

Meatball
In my stash! Everyone should have a stash. That's what I say.

Cinnamon
What's the poster board for?

Little Wonder
So we can make signs saying,
"Grandpa for Mayor!"

Meatball
We want to turn the Cafe into Grandpa's campaign headquarters.

Cinnamon
Oh. Did you ask the boss yet?

Steve
No, we just got the idea
a minute ago.

Cinnamon
Well, I'll ask him. Hey, Spaghetti, is it okay if we turn the Cafe into Grandpa's campaign headquarters?

Spaghetti
Hey, you a-playing your a-games again? Last a-month it was the a-Stokes a-Fire Depart-ment. The month a-before that it was the a-Camp a-Meeting Association. Oh, go ahead. I'm a-probably the only Cafe owner in de world who has no control over his own restaurante.

Cinnamon
Thank you, Spaghetti. This will only be for the rest of the summer.

Spaghetti
What? The a-rest of the a-summer? This is when I say to myself, "Antonio, Antonio! What were you a-thinking when you opened this a-place? They change a-my name to Spaghetti. They make a-the Cafe their headquarters. I think I'll go and a-make a-me a calzone!

Little Wonder
Are you sure we should do this?

Cinnamon
Oh, it's all right. That's his way of saying "Yes."

Spaghetti
It's a-times like this I think
I should have a-been a plumber.

Steve
Hey, look. Here comes Lilyann Breadstick and Cream Puff.

Cinnamon
Lilyann. Cream Puff. You're here. And just in time to help us make posters for Grandpa.

Lilyann
Oh, you're making posters? What a great idea. But where are the markers?

Meatball
Markers? Wait! I'll be right back.

Cinnamon
He keeps everything down in his stash.

Lilyann
I didn't know Meatball had a stash in his condimentominium.

Little Wonder
Meatball is an amazing bird.

Steve
I think Grandpa's an amazing bird.

Cinnamon
Yeah. Suddenly deciding to run for Mayor like that?

Little Wonder
Lilyann, why do you think Grandpa decided to run for Mayor right after we finished praying?

Lilyann
I think it's because he feels there
is a challenge he needs to face.

Little Wonder
And praying helped him
figure that out?

Lilyann
Yes, I think so. There's something about being quiet and still before God that helps you understand things... helps you know what direction you need
to take next.

Steve
I think you're right. He really did sound confident when he told us he was running.

Meatball
I knew I had markers. Took me a while to find them though. They were behind my jacuzzi.

Cinnamon
Hey, who's that coming in?

Little Wonder
Uh, oh. That's Jalapeno Pepper, and he doesn't look too happy.

Jalapeno
All right, Charlie, listen up. I need some information from you, and I want it straight, okay? Where is this "Grandpa" dude?

Lilyann
Do you mean Grandpa who's running for Mayor?

Jalapeno
That's exactly what I mean!
I don't take too kindly to competition.
I'm Jalapeno Pepper!

Meatball
Well, Jal, maybe Grandpa's not here right now.

Jalapeno
Listen, Meatball. I'm running for Mayor... and I'm '*' Hot Stuff. And Grandpa is '*% Not Stuff!

Cinnamon
Well, we think Grandpa is pretty hot. He's "Hot Diggety Pickens!"

Little Wonder
Yeah, Mr. Jalapeno. Maybe you're the one who's not so hot.

Jalapeno
Hey, Sweetie Cakes. I don't have to take no abuse. Where is this "Hot Diggety Pickens" Grandpa?

Lilyann
We told you. He isn't here.

Jalapeno
I know he's not here.
Where is he?

Meatball
Well... uh, in a manner of speaking...

Jalapeno
Come on! Get it out, Beak-Boy.

Meatball
He's on... his honeymoon.

Jalapeno
WHAT??? Do you mean to tell me that "Hot Diggety Pickens" himself announced his candidacy for Mayor and then left on his HONEYMOON?

Cinnamon
Yeah, he told us he was running for Mayor at about 9:30 in the morning.

Lilyann
At five o'clock that evening,
he TIED THE KNOT.

Jalapeno
I don't believe you. Who would want to marry Grandpa?

Little Wonder
Someone who thinks
he's Hot Stuff.

Jalapeno
Oh, cut me a break. I'm out-a-here. Tell Grandpa not to dance with me.

Steve
Don't worry, he's already dancing with someone else.

Announcer
And if you had walked by the Cafe, you would have seen Jalapeno walking out very angry. But everyone else was laughing as he left. Guess that's all for today, kids. Until next time, remember...

All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy Pants Cafe!