EPISODE #35
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Announcer
Once upon a time, there was a
seashore town nobody ever heard of...
except for the 25,000 people who
came there every summer. It had a
name that sounded something like
Commotion Cove...
Studio Voice
Do you mean Ocean Grove?
Announcer
I suppose I do... though there was one
summer, many years ago, when you
probably could have changed the
name to Commotion Cove... because
that's almost what happened.
Studio Voice
What did happen?
Announcer
That's what I'm about to tell you. But
first - this suggestion.
Studio Voice
What suggestion?
Announcer
Ladies and Gentlemen, don't touch
that radio dial... cause it's
KIDSTIME!
_______________________
Steve
I suppose we should start at the
beginning. It was early summer... you
know, those days when you wake up,
and suddenly you realize you don't
have to go to school... and the sun is
warm but the air is still cool... That's
how it was for Cindy Mindy... yes,
unusual name, but we got used to it...
actually, we shortened it to Cinnamon.
She's the waitress at
The Sandy Pants Cafe.
Cinnamon
Oh, what a gorgeous day this is.
I feel like I'm on top of the world. Hi,
Steve. Hi, Little Wonder.
Little Wonder
Is your name really Cindy Mindy?
Cinnamon
Yes, but just call me Cinnamon.
Little Wonder
Okay, and you can call me LW.
Cinnamon
LW? No, you're Little Wonder. I like
your name. You should keep it just the
way it is.
Little Wonder
Okay... if you think so.
Cinnamon
Hey, Boss. I'm here.
Steve
Oh, the Boss. I haven't told you about
him. His name is Antonio Spagonio
Linguonio. We call him Spaghetti. He
stays in the back mostly... to do the
cooking... but he has this bird that
thinks the back of this counter (where
all the condiments are stored)
is his own private
"condimentominium"...
We call the bird "Meatball."
Meatball
Hey, that's not my name.
Little Wonder
We know that's not your name, but if
you hang around long enough with
someone named Spaghetti, pretty
soon people will call you Meatball.
Cinnamon
You tell him, Little Wonder.
Meatball
Well, I think it's a disgraceful name,
especially for a creature of such noble
class and high distinction as me. Why,
I was the first bird to make a non-stop
flight from New York to Paris.
Cinnamon
That's because you got your beak
stuck in the wing of Charles
Lindbergh's plane.
Meatball
If that's all the respect I get, I'm going
back down in my condimentominium.
Little Wonder
Look, here comes Grandpa.
Cinnamon
Good morning, Grandpa. How are
you on this fine day?
Grandpa
Oh, not as chipper as I'd like to be. I
feel a storm coming on.
Cinnamon
Storm? There's not a cloud
in the sky.
Grandpa
Not that kind of storm. A different
kind... the kind that engulfs you...
catches you by surprise... comes from
an angle you least expect. I tell you, I
can feel it in my bones.
Little Wonder
Oh, Grandpa. That sounds bad.
And this is such a nice day, too.
Grandpa
I know it sounds bad... and you know
why? Because it is bad. I can feel it in
my bones. This hip of mine has never
failed to predict a storm. Mark my
words.
Steve
Oh, look who's here. It's Lilyann
Breadstick, and her daughter, Cream
Puff.
Cinnamon
Oh, Cream Puff!!! Hi, Lilyann. Now
that you and Cream Puff are here, I'd
say this is definitely a perfect morning.
Lilyann
Hi, Cinnamon. How is everyone
at the Cafe?
Steve
I feel terrific.
Little Wonder
And I feel wonderful.
Cinnamon
Me? Schooldays are over, and I'm
looking at a great summer.
Lilyann
How about you, Grandpa?
Grandpa
Oh, I'm fine as a fish getting flipped on
the griddle. I tell you, Lilyann, there's a
bit o' wild weather coming, or my hip
isn't nicknamed "Barometer."
Lilyann
A bit o' wild weather? Grandpa, you
must be joking. There's not a cloud in
the sky.
Cinnamon
That's what I said.
Grandpa
I'm not talking about the clouds you
see with your eyes. I'm talking about
the clouds you feel in your heart.
Steve
I thought you said you felt
it in your hip.
Grandpa
Listen, Sonny. I've been around
Auditorium Square a few more times
than you... and I tell you, I have one of
the "hippest" hearts around.
Lilyann
That's right, Grandpa. The heart
bone's connected to the hip bone.
Grandpa
You tell 'em, Lilyann. But I'm warning
you all... storms are on the horizon.
Announcer
Now... freeze the action for a moment.
I want you to take a look at this scene,
take a good look, memorize these
names, look in their faces... because
Grandpa was right. Something was
coming that would turn Ocean Grove
into Commotion Cove. And Grandpa
felt it, because his heart bone was
connected to his hip bone. Now, back
to the action.
Lilyann
Well, I hope you're wrong, but if there
is a storm coming, how would you get
ready for it?
(Meatball appears)
Grandpa
Pray, my friends. We should all go
about our business, but deep inside...
the word is "pray."
Little Wonder
That reminds me of a verse...
Pray without ceasing. All right,
then, who's in? Lilyann? Will you
pray along with Grandpa and me?
Lilyann
I sure will.
Little Wonder
And you, Cinnamon?
Cinnamon
Definitely... count me in! Steve?
Steve
I think I'll have the pancake special.
Meatball
Eh, there's one in every crowd.
Lilyann
Steve, we weren't talking about food.
Will you pray without ceasing?
Steve
Uh... Sure, why not?
Meatball
Now I've heard everything.
(Meatball disappears)
Little Wonder
Then we're in, Grandpa. "Cream Puff
and the Prayer Warriors."
Grandpa
That's good, you guys, cause with my
hip feeling the way it does, I think
we're going to need it.
Announcer
And so the summer started, but not
the way anyone anticipated. There
were no clouds in the sky, but
Grandpa knew better, because his hip
bone was connected to his heart bone.
Okay, kids, that's all for today. Tune
in next week, when you'll hear us
say...
All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy
Pants Cafe!
| EPISODE #36
Announcer
Once upon a time, there was a small
town no one ever heard of.
If it weren't for the 25,000 people
who came there every summer, it
might not have been on the map. The
town's name sounded like
Commotion Cove.
Studio Voice
Do you mean Ocean Grove?
Announcer
Yes, actually, I do... but there was a
time when it could have been called
Commotion Cove.
Studio Voice
And that's why you're telling me this
story, right?
Announcer
Yes, you and a lot of others.
Studio Voice
What others?
Announcer
All those who are waiting for us to
say, "Don't touch that radio dial...
cause it's KIDSTIME!"
(music theme)
_______________________
Steve
If you were here last week, then you
remember how Grandpa said there
was a storm coming - he felt it in his
bones. Well, I'm here to tell you that
seven glorious summer days went by,
and we've forgotten all about storms.
Even Grandpa stopped talking about
it. Where is he now? Out back in the
herb garden with Spaghetti (the guy
who owns this cafe), Cinnamon (the
waitress), and Lilyann Breadstick and
her daughter, Cream Puff. Meatball,
the bird, is asleep behind the counter
in his condimentominium. Little
Wonder and I were saying how
beautiful the day was when in
walked...
Little Wonder
Hey, Steve, who's that?
Steve
I have no idea.
Jalopeno
Hey, Charlie, good to see you?
Tabasco
Hey, Charlie, how's it going?
Steve
Who are you calling Charlie?
Jalapeno
Oh, come on. Every place like this has
someone named Charlie in it.
Tabasco
Since you're the only one here, you
must be him. (laughs)
Jalapeno
Pleased to meet you. My name's
Jalopeno Pepper.
Tabasco
And I'm Tabasco Sauce.
Jalapeno & Tabasco
And we're... '*'... Hot Stuff!!!
Meatball
Hey, what's going on here?
Jalapeno
Well, knock me over with a fry pan
and a spatula. You guys got a
communicatin' bird?
Tabasco
Yo, "Beak-boy," how's life behind the
counter? Are you the one who does all
the feather-dusting? (laughs)
Meatball
My name... is Meatball.
Jalapeno
Meatball?
Tabasco
Know what we do with meatballs?
We pound them! (pounds him three
times)
Meatball
Why did I bother waking up this
morning?
Jalapeno
Move over, Sweetie Cakes. I gotta
talk to the boss here.
Little Wonder
He just called me Sweetie Cakes.
Steve
Yes, I know.
Jalapeno
Now listen here, Charlie.
Steve
I still don't understand who you're
calling Charlie.
Tabasco
Don't understand, huh? I get it now.
He's the dummy. (laughs)
Jalapeno (speaking to Steve)
Look, here's the deal. You got a town
here, right? (Tabasco - Right) And
nobody knows about it, right?
(Tabasco - Right.) That's why we're
here.
Tabasco
Yeah, when we get done, Ocean
Cove will be "On The Map."
Little Wonder
It's Ocean Grove.
Jalapeno
Grove, Schmove. We need a place for
our headquarters, and The Sandy
Plants Cafe is just fine.
Meatball
That's Sandy Pants.
Tabasco
Pants, Schmants. We'll be back with
signs and posters.
Jalapeno
'Cause I, Jalapeno Pepper, am running
for Mayor.
Tabasco
And I, Tabasco Sauce, am helping him
in his grand quest for Mayor.
Jalapeno & Tabasco
And we're... '*'... Hot Stuff!!!
Announcer
Without even saying goodbye, they
walked out, leaving Meatball, Steve,
and Little Wonder a bit shocked. A
few minutes later, the others came in.
Cinnamon
Oh, how lucky we are! We have a
nice, little Cafe in a town that never
changes. Spaghetti is a great boss, and
we have the best friends anyone could
ask for. Hey, what's wrong with
Meatball and Steve and Little
Wonder?
Lilyann
Steve? What is it?
Grandpa
Meatball, what's up with you?
Steve (in a daze)
Oh, hi. You're here.
Grandpa
Yeah. Where were you?
Steve
Ask Little Wonder to explain.
Little Wonder
It was really wierd. Two guys come
walking in. First they pounded
Meatball. They called Steve "Charlie"
and me "Sweetie Cakes." Then they
said they were going to put Ocean
Grove "Schmove" on the map. One of
them's running for Mayor.
Cinnamon
Running for Mayor?
Meatball
Yeah. One's named Tabasco Sauce,
and the other is Jalapeno Pepper.
Grandpa
Well, Hot Diggety Pickens!
Lilyann
Grandpa? You know them?
Grandpa
Tell me, did they do this? '*'
Little Wonder
Yes! That's exactly what they did.
Grandpa
Here we go again. And after all these
years. They're back... the Hot Stuff
Gang! My hip was right. We're in for a
very HOT summer.
Cinnamon
What are we going to do, Grandpa? Is
this why you told us to pray?
Grandpa
Yes, my friends. I didn't know what it
would be, but this is it.
Little Wonder
Grandpa, we can pray right now.
Grandpa
Yes, Little Wonder. We can.
Announcer
So Grandpa prayed while the rest
gathered around.
Studio Voice
Right there in the Sandy Pants Cafe?
Announcer
You got it. Right there at the counter
they asked for wisdom and help. You
see, you can pray anywhere.
Studio Voice
Even in a condimentominium?
Announcer
Yes, even there. When they finished
praying, Grandpa spoke.
Grandpa
Meatball, Steve, Little Wonder,
Lilyann, Cinnamon, Cream Puff.
Listen. Sometimes you have to pray,
and sometimes you have to act.
Cinnamon
What action do we take, Grandpa?
Grandpa
I need you to help me.
Lilyann
Grandpa? What are you
going to do?
Grandpa
I'm Running For Mayor!
Announcer
And if you had walked by the Cafe,
you would have seen surprised
expressions on their faces. Deep in
their hearts they knew this was going
to be a HOT, HOT summer. That's all
for today, kids. Until next time,
remember...
All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy
Pants Cafe!
| EPISODE #37
Announcer
Ladies and gentlemen, two weeks have
passed in the little town nobody ever
heard of.
Studio Voice
I've heard of it.
Announcer
That's because you live here.
Studio Voice
That's right, I do. But there are others
who've heard of it.
Announcer
What others?
Studio Voice
The 25,000 people who visit here every
summer.
Announcer
And how do you know them?
Studio Voice
Because half of them stayed at the
Ocean Vista!
Announcer
Well, to all those who stayed at the
Ocean Vista, and to the other half who
didn't... "Don't touch that radio dial...
cause it's KIDSTIME!"
(music theme)
____________________
Steve
Last week, two men (who thought they
were Hot Stuff) walked into this cafe.
One was named Tabasco Sauce. The
other? Jalapeno Pepper! "Jal" said he
was running for Mayor. Grandpa, who
felt comfortable praying anywhere,
prayed right here at this counter... and
then surprised us all by saying he too
was running for Mayor. So began the
hot, hot summer that turned Ocean
Grove into Commotion Cove.
Cinnamon
Hi, Steve. Hi, Little Wonder. Where's
Meatball?
Steve
He's down in his condimentominium
looking for some poster board.
Cinnamon
He keeps poster board down there?
Little Wonder
He keeps everything down there!
Meatball
Ah ha! I knew I had some.
Cinnamon
Meatball, where did you find this?
Meatball
In my stash! Everyone should have a
stash. That's what I say.
Cinnamon
What's the poster board for?
Little Wonder
So we can make signs saying,
"Grandpa for Mayor!"
Meatball
We want to turn the Cafe into
Grandpa's campaign headquarters.
Cinnamon
Oh. Did you ask the boss yet?
Steve
No, we just got the idea
a minute ago.
Cinnamon
Well, I'll ask him. Hey, Spaghetti, is it
okay if we turn the Cafe into Grandpa's
campaign headquarters?
Spaghetti
Hey, you a-playing your a-games
again? Last a-month it was the
a-Stokes a-Fire Depart-ment. The
month a-before that it was the a-Camp
a-Meeting Association. Oh, go ahead.
I'm a-probably the only Cafe owner in
de world who has no control over his
own restaurante.
Cinnamon
Thank you, Spaghetti. This will only be
for the rest of the summer.
Spaghetti
What? The a-rest of the a-summer?
This is when I say to myself, "Antonio,
Antonio! What were you a-thinking
when you opened this a-place? They
change a-my name to Spaghetti. They
make a-the Cafe their headquarters. I
think I'll go and a-make a-me a
calzone!
Little Wonder
Are you sure we should do this?
Cinnamon
Oh, it's all right. That's his way of saying
"Yes."
Spaghetti
It's a-times like this I think
I should have a-been a plumber.
Steve
Hey, look. Here comes Lilyann
Breadstick and Cream Puff.
Cinnamon
Lilyann. Cream Puff. You're here. And
just in time to help us make posters for
Grandpa.
Lilyann
Oh, you're making posters? What a
great idea. But where are the markers?
Meatball
Markers? Wait! I'll be right back.
Cinnamon
He keeps everything down in his stash.
Lilyann
I didn't know Meatball had a stash in
his condimentominium.
Little Wonder
Meatball is an amazing bird.
Steve
I think Grandpa's an amazing bird.
Cinnamon
Yeah. Suddenly deciding to run for
Mayor like that?
Little Wonder
Lilyann, why do you think Grandpa
decided to run for Mayor right after we
finished praying?
Lilyann
I think it's because he feels there
is a challenge he needs to face.
Little Wonder
And praying helped him
figure that out?
Lilyann
Yes, I think so. There's something
about being quiet and still before God
that helps you understand things... helps
you know what direction you need
to take next.
Steve
I think you're right. He really did sound
confident when he told us he was
running.
Meatball
I knew I had markers. Took me a while
to find them though. They were behind
my jacuzzi.
Cinnamon
Hey, who's that coming in?
Little Wonder
Uh, oh. That's Jalapeno Pepper, and he
doesn't look too happy.
Jalapeno
All right, Charlie, listen up. I need some
information from you, and I want it
straight, okay? Where is this "Grandpa"
dude?
Lilyann
Do you mean Grandpa who's running
for Mayor?
Jalapeno
That's exactly what I mean!
I don't take too kindly to competition.
I'm Jalapeno Pepper!
Meatball
Well, Jal, maybe Grandpa's not here
right now.
Jalapeno
Listen, Meatball. I'm running for
Mayor... and I'm '*' Hot Stuff. And
Grandpa is '*% Not Stuff!
Cinnamon
Well, we think Grandpa is pretty hot.
He's "Hot Diggety Pickens!"
Little Wonder
Yeah, Mr. Jalapeno. Maybe you're the
one who's not so hot.
Jalapeno
Hey, Sweetie Cakes. I don't have to
take no abuse. Where is this "Hot
Diggety Pickens" Grandpa?
Lilyann
We told you. He isn't here.
Jalapeno
I know he's not here.
Where is he?
Meatball
Well... uh, in a manner of speaking...
Jalapeno
Come on! Get it out, Beak-Boy.
Meatball
He's on... his honeymoon.
Jalapeno
WHAT??? Do you mean to tell me that
"Hot Diggety Pickens" himself
announced his candidacy for Mayor
and then left on his HONEYMOON?
Cinnamon
Yeah, he told us he was running for
Mayor at about 9:30 in the morning.
Lilyann
At five o'clock that evening,
he TIED THE KNOT.
Jalapeno
I don't believe you. Who would want to
marry Grandpa?
Little Wonder
Someone who thinks
he's Hot Stuff.
Jalapeno
Oh, cut me a break. I'm out-a-here.
Tell Grandpa not to dance with me.
Steve
Don't worry, he's already dancing with
someone else.
Announcer
And if you had walked by the Cafe, you
would have seen Jalapeno walking out
very angry. But everyone else was
laughing as he left. Guess that's all for
today, kids. Until next time,
remember...
All
KIDSTIME invites you to The Sandy
Pants Cafe!
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