EPISODE #16
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Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time to
check in again with those fearless
explorers of mysteries unknown, in
wonderful places far from home...
Yes, it's time to see what's happening
with...
All
The Five Brave Adventurers!
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When we last left them, our five
friends had just arrived in Thunkatellit
County. The mail truck, in which they
were riding, came to a stop, and they
didn't know what was going to happen
next. They only knew they had their
gifts with them. I'll let each one tell you
what those gifts were.
Grandpa Wilhelm had...
(a flashlight, a shovel, and a pick)
Beth, who can hardly wait until her
next birthday, had...
(a flashlight, a shovel, and a pick)
Steve, the Chauffeur, had...
(a flashlight, a shovel, and a pick)
Little Wonder, the tiny girl from
Sunshine Mountain, had...
(a flashlight, a shovel, and a pick)
and Squawk had...
(a tent, a camp stove, and a dozen
cans of soup).
There's one more thing you need to
know. Our friends are...
All
Searching For The Golden Lantern!
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Grandpa W
Hey, looks like this mail truck is
stopping at last. You know what that
means? It means we're here... in
Thunkatellit County!
Beth
Oh, I'm so glad!
That was a long ride.
Steve
It sure was. I'd say we're quite a few
hours north of Ocean Grove.
Little Wonder
Maybe it will be colder here.
You know, we didn't bring any winter
coats with us.
Squawk
Eh... this is a fine how do you do.
Hours north of Ocean Grove, in snow
country, no doubt, and we didn't even
bring our coats.
Grandpa
Well, maybe we won't need any coats.
Haven't you noticed
how everything we need
just seems to pop up?
Beth
What do you mean, Grandpa?
Grandpa W
Well, first, we needed an adventure,
right? Then the mysterious letter
arrived. And when we needed a way
to get here, the mail truck was right
outside the house. Steve's car would
never have taken us this far.
Steve
You're right about that.
Squawk
Yeah, you're car only goes...
All
DOWNHILL!
Steve
But don't forget - it's spank fancy.
Grandpa W
That's right, it is spank fancy. But
getting back to what I was saying, did
you notice that even before we arrived
in Thunkatellit County, we discovered
these boxes were addressed to us,
and when we opened them we
found...
All
A flashlight, a shovel, and a pick - oh
A flashlight, a shovel, and a pick - oh
Beth
All except for Squawk.
He got a tent, a camp stove,
and a dozen cans of soup.
Little Wonder
Which is why we decided we were
going to go digging and camping.
Grandpa W
Exactly. So you see.
Somebody's watching out for us.
Little Wonder
Grandpa, do you think God is
watching out for us?
Grandpa W
I'm sure He is, Little Wonder. Always.
Squawk
Even without winter coats, huh?
Well, feathers and fiddlesticks, I feel
much better now.
Steve
Squawk? Feathers and fiddlesticks?
Squawk
It was something my mom
used to say.
Little Wonder
Hey, what happened to the mailman?
Grandpa W
Huh? He's gone? Well, cut me a
timber from a mile-high spruce! Where
did that fellow disappear to?
Beth
Grandpa? Cut me a timber from a
mile-high spruce?
Grandpa W
That's something my mom used to
say... especially when I did something
I wasn't supposed to. She'd say, "Son,
what you need is a little positive
reinforcement. I think I'll go outside
and cut me a timber from a mile-high
spruce."
Beth
And what did she do with the timber?
Grandpa W
What do you think?
Little Wonder
Ooh. That doesn't sound like fun.
Squawk
Fun? Stoke the fire boys, and call me
a jackhammer. That's downright
painful.
Steve
I call that spank fancy.
Grandpa W
Well, you can leave off the part about
being fancy, but the spank part is just
about right!
Beth
That's what some people call
discipline.
Grandpa W
Discipline? I tell you, kids today have
it so easy. Back in my time, we
couldn't spell the word discipline, but
we sure knew what it felt like.
Steve
Hey, speaking of what it feels like, I
wonder what it would feel like to get
out of this mail truck and have a look
around.
Beth
That's a great idea. Let's all just pick
up our stuff and start having ourselves
an adventure.
Little Wonder
Yeah, let's go. Let's go.
Grandpa W
Not so fast. First let's climb up into the
front of the truck and take a good
look around before we jump out.
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So the Five Brave Adventurers picked
up all their stuff and slowly crept up to
the front of the truck where they could
take a look at their surroundings.
What they saw made them stare at
each other in surprise. The truck was
parked in a small clearing, and all
around them were tall trees and
mountains.
Beth
Why, look. We're way up in the
mountains somewhere. Oh, I love
being in the mountains. Let's jump out,
Grandpa. Can we?
Grandpa W
Yes, I think it's okay.
Little Wonder
Oh, the air is so crisp and clear here.
And the trees and rocks... why, this is
beautiful!
Steve
I say, this is going to be a splendid
adventure.
Squawk
Let's pitch my tent right here in the
clearing, set up my camp stove, and
cook us some soup. Good idea?
Beth
Bread crumbs and butternuts, that
sounds delightful.
Little Wonder
Bread crumbs and butternuts?
Beth
Oh, it's something my grandmom used
to say. Bread crumbs and butternuts!
Little Wonder
Did she say that when she was going
to spank you?
Beth
No, I never got a spanking
in my life.
Grandpa W
See what I mean? Anyway, we
need a main pole for this tent.
I think I'll go cut me a timber
from a mile-high spruce.
Others
Ahhhhhh!
Announcer
And so the Five Brave Adventurers
worked together to set up the camp,
and Grandpa found a sturdy spruce
limb to hold up the tent, and I want to
tell you the soup tasted especially
good that night as it came hot off
Squawk's new camp stove.
After that Grandpa told them stories
about the old days, but just before
they drifted off to sleep, he said one
more thing.
Grandpa W
Remember always what we said
earlier today in the truck.
Beth
What was it again, Grandpa?
Grandpa W
You have Someone watching over
you, and He knows exactly what you
need.
Announcer
And so in the cool mountain air under
a sky full of stars, the Five Brave
Adventurers slept with warm thoughts
and happy hearts, because there's
nothing better than to be right smack
dab in the middle of a good adventure,
knowing all you need has
already been given.
Well, that's it for now. Until next time,
all you kids have a great week, and
don't forget your friends who are...
All
Searching for the Golden Lantern.
| EPISODE #17
Announcer
Don't touch that radio dial,
'cause it's KIDSTIME...
High up in the beautiful mountains far
to the north, our friends, the Five
Brave Adventurers, are camped out in
a clearing. The tall trees are still
wrapped in fog, and the sound of the
distant river sings in the
cool morning air.
You know how good it feels to wake
up in a great place after a terrific
night's rest? That's how our friends are
feeling right now.
Let's listen in as...
Grandpa Wilhelm...
Beth, who can hardly wait until her
next birthday...
Steve, the Chauffeur, and his pet bird,
Squawk...
and Little Wonder, the tiny girl from
Sunshine Mountain...
are all waking up to a brand
new day!
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Grandpa W
Ah, what a morning this one is!
Roast me a duck, and call me the Tin
Woodsman. I feel like climbing
mountains and swimming rivers and
galloping like a horse.
Beth
Oh, Grandpa, I've heard you say that
before, and I know what that means.
It means you're about to cook up a
delicious breakfast.
Grandpa W
That's right, I am.
'Cause you know what?
Others
No, what?
Grandpa W
I stepped outside our tent, and
wouldn't you know... Throckmorton
himself must have been here. Why
there's enough food out there to fix us
a mighty fine breakfast and a half!
Steve
You say Throckmorton was here?
Grandpa W
Yes, he was... the famous antiques
dealer himself... my cousin,
Throckmorton W. Thunkatellit.
Squawk
What does the W stand for?
Grandpa W
The W stands for
"What-cha-ma-goo."
Beth
What-cha-ma-what?
Steve
Not what-cha-ma-what.
What-cha-ma-goo.
Little Wonder
Ha, ha, ha. What-cha-ma-goo.
That's a funny name.
Squawk
I agree.
Grandpa W
Well, it would be a funny name
if it was a name. But actually
it's a title.
Beth
A title? What do you mean?
Grandpa W
Well, up here in these parts,
whichever antique dealer finds the
best discovery that year is called
the What-cha-ma-goo.
Beth
And Throckmorton found the best
discovery, huh?
Grandpa W
Throckmorton always finds the best
discoveries... so often, in fact, that
they started calling him Throckmorton
What-cha-ma-goo Thunkatellit.
Squawk
That's a mouthful!
Steve
Speaking of mouthfuls, how about a
little breakfast there, Grandpa?
What do you say?
Grandpa W
Well, roast me a duck and call me the
Tin Woodsman. Breakfast is out there
a-cookin', and here I am jabbering
away. Come on out and let's
have a feast!
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So the Five Brave Adventurers went
outside and ate the delicious breakfast
that Throckmorton had left them (and
that Grandpa had cooked up in fine
style), and while they were eating they
continued their discussion.
Squawk
Eh, Grandpa? Why is it that
Throckmorton always finds the best
discoveries?
Beth
Yeah, Grandpa, why is that?
Grandpa W
Oh, now that's a lesson and a half, but
I'm pretty sure I know the answer,
because you see, I asked him once.
Little Wonder
You did? What did he say?
Grandpa W
He said it was an idea he found
in the Bible. It wasn't about antiques
actually, but this is the verse. "And you
will seek Me and find Me, when you
search for Me with all your heart."
Beth
Oh, I remember that verse. It was one
of my memory verses in Sunday
School. I think it's somewhere in
Jeremiah.
Grandpa W
Well, I'm not sure where to find it, but
Throckmorton said it got him thinking
about many things.
Little Wonder
What kind of things, Grandpa?
Grandpa W
Well, the way Throckmorton tells it, it
got him thinking about almost
everything he did. He decided from
then on that if something was worth
doing, he was going to put his whole
heart into it, whether following God, or
searching for antiques. And that's just
what he did!
Squawk
So that's how he became the
What-cha-ma-who's-it?
Beth
Not the What-cha-ma-who's-it.
What-cha-ma-goo!
Squawk
Oh. So that's how he became the
What-cha-ma-goo?
Grandpa W
That's right. He found things others
never dreamed of finding.
Little Wonder
Like the Golden Lantern?
Beth
Oh, I get it. Throckmorton was so
happy with all the things he found, he
wanted other people to learn how to
use their whole heart too. So he hides
things on purpose. It's kind of like to
teach a lesson. Right, Grandpa?
Little Wonder
Oh. Now I understand.
Grandpa W
Yes, that's right. You see, it's not
about searching for the Golden
Lantern, as much as learning how to
put all your heart into finding the things
that really matter.
Steve
Oh. So Throckmorton sends us a man
in a mail truck, with a mysterious
letter, starting us off on a whole new
adventure, all to teach us a lesson?
Little Wonder
Hey, this is like being in a Sunday
School class. Only we're here up in
the mountains.
Beth
Or riding in the back of a mail truck.
Steve
Or opening boxes we didn't know
were ours.
Squawk
Well, stoke the fire, boys, and call me
a jackhammer. This is a cool
adventure.
Grandpa W
Ha, ha, ha. Roast me a duck, and call
me the Tin Woodsman.
Announcer
So the Five Brave Adventurers
finished their breakfast there in the
clearing, but they had also been given
some serious food for thought. And
maybe you have too, for the same
verse that changed Throckmorton's life
just might change yours.
"And you will seek Me and find Me,
when you search for Me
with all your heart."
Well, that's enough for this week. Until
next time, all you kids have some
super days, and don't forget your
friends in the mountains who are...
All
Searching for the Golden Lantern.
| EPISODE #18
Announcer
Ladies and Gentlemen, pull your chairs
closer, and don't touch that radio dial,
'cause it's KIDSTIME.
Let's check in again with...
Grandpa Wilhelm...
Beth, the very positive girl who loves
birthdays...
Steve, the Chauffeur whose car only
goes downhill...
Squawk, the bird with x-ray vision...
and Little Wonder, the tiny girl from
Sunshine Mountain.
These are the Five Brave Adventurers,
and they are about to meet a friend!
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Grandpa W
Well, Hot Diggety Pickens!
I can hardly believe my eyes.
Here comes our friend,
Throckmorton W. Thunkatellit.
(The W stands for What-cha-ma-goo.)
Throckmorton
Well, Cousin Wilhelm, it's good to see
you! How long has it been? Five years?
Grandpa W
Longer, I think.
Too long, in any case.
Little Wonder
Hey, Beth, is that really him? Is that
Throckmorton Thunkatellit?
Beth
I think so, Little Wonder. But it's
Throckmorton W. Thunkatellit!
(The W stands for What-cha-ma-goo.)
Grandpa W
Throckmorton, I'd like you to meet my
friends. This is Beth, and Little...
Throckmorton
...Oh, ho, ho... you don't have to bother
with the introductions.
I'm already quite familiar with every one
of you. I listen to you every week on
the radio... KIDSTIME - it's my
favorite show.
Squawk
Mr. Thunk-a-ma-goo? You listen to us
on KIDSTIME?
Throckmorton
That's right, Squawk. I know all about
your x-ray vision. But my name's not
Thunk-a-ma-goo.
Grandpa W
That's right. It's Throckmorton W.
Thunkatellit.
(The W stands for What-cha-ma-goo.)
Beth
So you listen to KIDSTIME, huh?
Throckmorton
Sure do... every week.
Beth
Then you heard how we got
lost in a big, huge sand castle?
Throckmorton
Oh, ho, ho... yes. I was listening on an
antique radio in one of my antique
shops when the castle entrance
came down.
Little Wonder
Then you know all about the time we
climbed the dark staircase and couldn't
find any clues?
Throckmorton
Oh, ho, ho...yes, I was listening on a
big, old shortwave radio in the back
room of another shop.
Squawk
Then you also know about the time we
flew the magic carpet right out the
library window?
Throckmorton
Oh, ho, ho... yes. When you flew the
magic carpet, I was listening on an old
tube radio in the loft of yet another of
my antique shops.
Steve
How many antique shops do you have,
Mr. Thunk-a-ma-chunkey?
Throckmorton
Oh, half a dozen or more, and they're
all connected by tunnels. Even the
tunnels are filled with antiques! By the
way, I'm not Mr. Thunk-a-ma-chunkey.
The name is Throckmorton W.
Thunkatellit.
Grandpa W
That's right!
(The W stands for What-cha-ma-goo.)
Beth
Well, Mr. Thunk-a-choo-ma-loo, may I
ask a question? Where did you hide
the Golden Lantern?
Throckmorton
Where did I hide it? Where else? In one
of my antique shops, but I can't
remember which one.
So I said to myself,
"Thunkfellow, if anyone can find that
missing lantern, it's probably those folks
at KIDSTIME. That's why I sent
for you."
All
WHAT?
Grandpa W
Well, Throckmorton, we didn't mean to
be so surprised. But I guess we had the
wrong idea.
Beth
Yeah, we thought you hid the lantern to
teach us a lesson.
Throckmorton
A lesson? What did you think I was
trying to teach?
Steve
We thought you were illustrating a Bible
verse. Like the one in Jeremiah that
says, " And you will seek Me and find
Me,
Throckmorton
...when you search for Me with all your
heart." Yes, I love that verse. It's one of
my favorites. But this time I'm thinking
of a different verse.
Little Wonder
Which one, Mr.
Thunk-a-chink-a-ma-goo?
Throckmorton
I was thinking of the verse, "Ask, and it
shall be given unto you."
Squawk
Oh. What are you asking for,
Mr. Thunk-a-wa-hunch-kin?
Throckmorton
Your help. To find the lantern.
I need someone who's brave and
fearless.
Grandpa W
Oh, well you came to the right place.
Cousin Thunk-a-ma-jigger, we're just
the ones you need.
Beth
That's right. We're always looking for
adventures, and if you're asking for our
help, it shall be given unto you.
Isn't that right, guys?
Others
It sure is.
Little Wonder
But Mr. Throck-a-wobble-doo,
I was wondering, why did you send us
a flashlight, a shovel,
and a pick?
Grandpa W
Yeah, why did we get...
All
A flashlight, a shovel, and a pick, oh...
A flashlight, a shovel, and a pick, oh...
Throckmorton
Oh, ho, ho, ho. Don't you see? Those
tunnels that connect all my antique
shops are old tunnels. And they keep
caving in. Sometimes you have to dig to
get from one place to the next.
Squawk
And how come I got a tent, a camp
stove, and a dozen cans of soup?
Throckmorton
So you could camp out for a night right
here in the mountains. I wanted you to
see what a beautiful place Thunkatellit
County is before you entered the
tunnels.
Beth
It is a beautiful place,
Mr. Thunk-a-choo-conk-a-tee.
Grandpa W
It's not Thunk-a choo-conk-a-tee. It's
Throck...
Throckmorton
Never mind about the name. Everyone
gets it wrong anyhow.
If you help me find the Lantern, you can
call me anything you like.
Grandpa W
Well, Hot Diggety!
Cousin Thunk-a-Pickens,
you got yourself a deal!
Announcer
And so the Five Brave Adventurers
walked with Throckmorton around a
bend in the hillside, where there was a
secret entrance to the tunnels, and they
disappeared into the side of the
mountain, carrying...
All
A flashlight, a shovel, and a pick, oh...
A flashlight, a shovel, and a pick, oh...
It's dark in here!
Announcer
So they turned on their flashlights, and
what do you think they saw?
Tune in next time and find out. Until
then, all you kids have a great week,
and don't forget your friends
underground who are...
All
Searching for the Golden Lantern.
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