CHAPTER #3
The Frog Hop Race
Every summer in the middle of June the Greater
Benderburg Chamber of Commerce hosts The Frog Hop
Race. Anyone can enter, as long as you have a frog that
knows how to jump. It's a lot of fun, brings a lot of visitors,
and has become a kind of tradition in these parts.
Uncle Al thought it would be a great way for Barnaby to
get out in the flow of things, and so a couple days later they
paid a visit to the Pet Shop. Then, as the proud owners of a
nice, young frog, they came home to Uncle Al's workshop to
practice for the race. They named their new acquisition
Gulliver, and I'm not sure if it was the practicing, or if
Barnaby's frog was just in a particularly good mood, but
when the big day came, Gulliver performed so well in the
preliminaries that they wound up in the championship, racing
against two strong opponents. One of them was owned by
Pastor Samuel Button, the minister, and was well known for
winning three years in a row. The other was the prize
possession of none other than Robin Banks herself.
Naturally all the boys in town were rooting for Robin, and
a few members of the church choir were rooting for the
minister, but by far the person drawing the most attention
was a certain little boy. Everyone was asking the same
question. Who is he? Barnaby didn't realize the stir he was
creating, but Uncle Al, who was lost in the crowd, was very
much aware of it, and was quite pleased with the turn of
events. Of course, if either one had known what was going
to happen next, they would gladly have sold the frog on the
spot and gone home for a nice, quiet evening. But they didn't
know, and so things continued, and here's how Bruce and
Brenda, the radio announcers, called it.
(Bruce) "For those of you just tuning in, we're here live at the
Greater Benderburg Frog Hop Race where the
championship frogs are lining up right now. Pastor Button's
frog is back again, as you might have predicted. In the near
lane is a frog with a pretty, pink bow, and if you haven't
guessed it already, we'll tell you this is the entry of Miss
Robin Banks. But the big surprise is a young boy whom no
one seems to know. Brenda's trying to find out. Hold on,
here she comes now."
(Brenda) "Yes. I did find out. His name is Barnaby, and his
frog's name is Gulliver."
(Bruce) "Barnaby?"
(Brenda ) "Yes, that's it."
(Bruce) "Okay, so now we know who the mystery person
is. Barnaby's frog, Gulliver, is in the middle lane. Pastor
Button's frog is on the outside. Robin's got the inside lane.
The signal is about to be given... AND... they're off-that is,
the race has begun, but none of the frogs have moved yet."
(Brenda) "Wow. Robin's frog just took two big leaps. The
boys are all waving pink bows and cheering. Pastor Button's
frog is moving now, but seems a little hesitant.Gulliver hasn't
moved yet. Barnaby looks like he's trying to whisper
something in the frog's ear."
(Bruce) "It does look that way, doesn't it? Hold on to your
hats! Gulliver just took off. He's in the lead now. I can't
imagine what Barnaby said."
(Brenda) "He better keep talking, if that's what it takes.
Pastor Button's frog is moving again, but he's still in third
place. Wait, he's getting into it now, showing that form that
won three championships in a row. He's in the lead. Robin's
frog hasn't moved since the beginning."
(Bruce) "There goes Robin's frog now. She's tied for the
lead with the pastor at about the half-way point. Gulliver's
not far behind. Barnaby looks like he's giving him another
pep talk. Woe! Gulliver's on the move again, but hold on...
he turned around and started off in the wrong direction.
Barnaby's stopping him now, but he's pretty much back at
the beginning."
(Brenda) "This is where experience begins to show. Both the
Pastor's and Robin's frogs have been here before. They
know which way the finish line is. Pastor Button's frog is
making another move. He's definitely in the lead now."
(Bruce) "Look at those boys rooting hard for Robin. And
Barnaby's kneeling down, talking to Gulliver face to face.
Robin's frog just took another leap. Gulliver's jumping now,
but up and down in the same place. If only Barnaby can get
him to move forward."
(Brenda) "There goes Gulliver now. He's on the move. He's
at the half-way point. Oh no! He's turning around again. He's
headed right off the course. Gulliver's headed for the
stands!"
(Bruce) "Pastor Button's and Robin's frogs have both taken
another leap. They're right next to the finish line now, with
the pastor slightly in the lead."
(Brenda) "Oh, I feel sorry for Barnaby. His frog has
disappeared into the crowd, and he's standing at the starting
line like a lost puppy. You can see he doesn't know what to
do."
(Bruce) "Yes, looks like he's just going to sit down."
(Brenda) "I don't think he's sitting down. Looks like he's
getting into position."
(Bruce) "Don't tell me!"
(Brenda) "Yes. I think he's taking the place of his frog. There
he goes. Ha, ha, ha."
(Bruce) "The crowd is in hysterics. Here's this boy nobody
knows, and he's hopping down the middle lane as if he was
a frog himself. Ha, ha, ha."
(Brenda) "This is unbelievable. He even hesitated like the
others. There he goes."
(Bruce) "They're all moving now. It's a photo finish. Pastor
Button's frog is first. Robin's frog is second. And Barnaby
himself comes in third! Ha, ha, ha, ha! That's one of the
funniest things I've ever seen. And just listen to that crowd!"
What the crowd was doing was laughing. They couldn't
help it. Some people were bent over holding their stomachs.
A few fell over and just lay there on the ground, unable to
get up. It was perhaps the most unexpected and funniest
thing that ever happened in Benderburg.
In the midst of all this commotion the photographer lined
up the winners on the podium. There was Pastor Button's
frog on the top spot with a gold ribbon, and Pastor Button
standing proudly behind. Robin's frog was on the left with
the second place ribbon, and Robin's smile told the rest. But
everybody else's smile, including the photographer's, was
directed at the third place spot where a young boy was
crouched down just like a frog, and wearing the third place
ribbon on his lapel. Oh it was a funny sight. And the picture
made the front page of the paper!
Poor Barnaby. He arrives in town one day not knowing
anybody, and in less than a week everyone in the county not
only knew him, but laughed right out loud whenever
someone said his name. It was not the fantastic beginning he
might have hoped for. And you guessed it. A couple days
later there was a new song on Benderburg radio. In no time
at all it seemed like everyone was singing it.
Song 4 - Your Picture In The Paper
I saw your picture in the paper
This silly smile was on your face
I almost died when I saw the headline
Boy Comes In Third In The Frog Hop Race
My dad was on the floor with laughter
My mother spilled her cup of tea
The whole town's talking and the whole town's laughing
And I'm so glad it wasn't me
Hop-a-long Barnaby, Hop-a-long Barnaby
Practice some more and next time you'll do better
Hop-a-long Barnaby, Hop-a-long Barnaby
And might we suggest next time
wear a bright green sweater
I saw your picture in the paper
You held your trophy up with pride
This paper goes all around the district
What you've done here will be known far and wide
Now other towns have started laughing
The county's buzzing with the news
We all know your frog left you standing there stranded
But what a funny thing to do!
Hop-a-long Barnaby, Hop-a-long Barnaby
Practice some more and next time you'll do better
Hop-a-long Barnaby, Hop-a-long Barnaby
And might we suggest next time
wear a bright green sweater
I saw your picture in the paper!
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Baseball and New Friends
One day Uncle Al came home with a nice new baseball
glove. "What's this?" Barnaby asked. "It's your ticket for
making friends," Uncle Al replied. "Every afternoon at three
o'clock the boys baseball team has practice. Why don't you
take your glove down to the field and watch them work out?
Who knows, maybe they'll ask you to play."
Barnaby didn't know what to expect, but he decided to
give it a try, so that afternoon he left the house good and
early and headed for the practice field. At this point, I should
probably tell you a couple things Uncle Al didn't know. It's
true the boys practice at three o'clock, but it's also true that
Robin walks the dogs at 3:15, so for all practical purposes
that's when practice is over. You know, first things first.
Another thing is that the girl's softball team practices from
1:30 till 3:00, so Barnaby was about to witness the final few
minutes of their practice routine. When he got to the ball
field, this is what he saw.
(Coach) "Okay, good job. We just finished ten laps around
the field. Take a few seconds to catch your breath. (pause)
Alright, line up. Time for our third set of calisthenics. Who's
gonna lead?"
(Missy) "I will. Let's start with jumping jacks. One, two,
three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Sit-ups. One,
two, three, four, five, six, seven! Push-ups. One, two, three,
four, five! Take the field!"
(Coach) "Okay, last time around. Third... good job. Short...
nice work. Second... that's what I like to see. First... yes.
Pitcher... come hard... good job. Catcher... that's right.
Okay, Jennifer, can you hear me? I'm gonna hit this one out
toward the com field."
While we're waiting for this long fly ball to come back to
earth, I'd like to point out two people whose names you may
want to jot down. The pitcher's name is Missy Cook - you
know, her father owns the hat shop - and she's a mean
pitcher. She has seven different pitches, and none of them
are easy to hit. The other player you might like to remember
is the little center fielder chasing the ball right now. She's
Jennifer Banks. That's right - Robin's sister. Jennifer can run
like the wind, and she's got a glove like a magnet. She'll
catch anything that comes her way. Just watch.
(Coach) "Good job, Jennifer! Bring it in to second. Now
home. Around the horn. Yes! Everyone in here. Let's go."
The team all gathered in a tight circle and put their hands
and gloves in the middle. "Go Tigers!" they yelled in unison.
Then the coach said, "Time for ice cream sundaes. Last one
to the drug store is a fried potato!" And the girls ran off the
field like bullets shot out of a gun, but the fastest little bullet
was a tiny center fielder named Jennifer who dropped her
glove off at home on the way to the drug store and still beat
the rest of the team by thirty seconds.
What Barnaby thought of all this I'm not exactly sure. I
can only say that when I first saw the Tigers practicing, I was
quite impressed. Their teamwork is definitely dramatic.
The next few minutes provided a contrast not easily
forgotten. First Rodney Stone arrived on his old bicycle. He
was captain by virtue of the fact that he was biggest. That's
about all we can say for now. Leadership was not the boy's
team's greatest asset. The other boys arrived carrying bags
of gum and candy, and a couple had bottles of soda to wash
it all down with. They put their snacks down on the
bleachers, not paying much attention to Barnaby, who sat
there with his glove in his hand. Then they sauntered out onto
the field. There weren't enough of them to cover all the
positions, but even so they didn't ask Barnaby to join them.
Rodney took his spot at home plate to hit a few grounders.
(Rodney) "Okay. Third... come on McGriff. You can do
better than that. Try throwing it to first base next time. Never
mind, I have another ball here. Alright. Short... oh, come on.
What did I tell you, Johnson. You gotta slap the ground with
your glove and then come up to meet the ball. Then it won't
go through your legs like that. See if you can reach me from
there. Hey, nice throw. Ow! Here's one for the outfield.
Sanders, see if you can track this one down... why didn't
you run?"
(Sanders) "You didn't hit it where I was."
(Second) "What we need is some more outfielders."
Barnaby saw this as a wide open opportunity, so he stood
up and said, "Hey, if you need some more players out there,
I'll give it a try."
"You? Hey, guys, look who wants to play now," Rodney
shouted. "Barnaby says he'll play outfield for us."
"Ha, ha. I can see it now," laughed the first baseman, and
he crouched down like a frog and held his glove high in the
air. "I got it. I got it!" he yelled, and he hopped around the
infield, going first one way and then the other.
This impersonation sent the rest of the team into fits of
laughter, and for a moment the ball field looked like a replay
of the other afternoon. Rodney was over by the bleachers,
doubled over. The third baseman was flat on his back. The
outfielder came in to join in the hilarity. The only one who
wasn't laughing was the second baseman, and of course
Barnaby, who had hoped that the others would help him
forget the events of the last week instead of rubbing it in.
By this time it was obvious that practice was ended, and it
would have been anyway, for Rodney suddenly looked at
his watch and said, "Woe. It's almost 3:15. Thanks for the
laughs, guys. Last one to the pet shop... is a frog playing
outfield." And he jumped on his bicycle and pedaled toward
town. The others laughed again, grabbed their snacks, and
took off. The only ones remaining were Barnaby and the
second baseman, who walked slowly across the infield to
where Barnaby was now sitting.
"Don't pay any attention to them," he said kindly. Barnaby
looked up as the boy continued. "My name's Reggie."
"Nice to meet you. I'm Barnaby."
"Yes, I know," Reggie said. "I think everyone around here
knows your name."
"I didn't mean to get so well-known so fast," Barnaby
said.
"Don't worry about it," Reggie said. "You caught
everyone's attention. Now all you have to do is win their
respect."
Barnaby was silent for a moment. "I know it sounds a little
strange to say this," he said at last, "but it's not really respect
I was hoping to find." Reggie looked up as Barnaby
continued. "You see, I lost my family only a few months
ago."
"I'm sorry," said Reggie. "Did you come here to
Benderburg to try and forget?"
"No, I can't forget," said Barnaby. "I guess I just need
some new things to remember, that's all."
"Well, I'll do whatever I can to help," Reggie said.
"Maybe we can practice baseball together, just the two of
us. I need a better workout than what you saw today."
"That sounds like a good idea to me."
"Then is it a deal?" asked Reggie.
Barnaby extended his hand. "It's a deal," he said, and they
shook on it.
So Barnaby found a friend, and in that respect I suppose
you could say the afternoon was a success, but when
Barnaby got back to Uncle Al's workshop, the feelings of
rejection by the others were still running kind of deep. Uncle
Al hadn't had a particularly great afternoon himself, so when
he saw the look on Barnaby's face he decided it was time to
do something fun. It didn't really matter what-just something
to change the mood.
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